Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the Gay Agenda

Well, this is more in the fantasy category, and this is obviously meant in a somewhat humorous fashion, but for all you flaming conservatives of the right, how dare you let your children watch that homoerotic masterpiece, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Only people with gaydar as dull as a coal-brown nose can miss the obvious subtexts of an "Island of Misfit Toys", an aspiring Elvish dentist kicked out of his community for being "different" . . . and less masculine, and a persecuted, socially marginalized red nosed reindeer. Your children are being perverted by the twisted lies of Satan! Rudolph will corrupt your children . . . first they will follow Santa Claus, next thing you know they'll be dancing to Adam Lambert, and checking out gay Christmas porn. Or, perhaps, just perhaps, they'll spend Christmas with their gay partner enjoying the wonders of Christ and the Christmas season. But OBVIOUSLY GAY PEOPLE CAN"T DO THAT! (ENDING) O.K. rant over. Seriously, I'm glad there's at least one LGBT-friendly Christmas tale out there. We need more.